Update

Per my GYN's scales, I'm down 72 pounds (this time last year I was 292). So that's good news.

As far as trying the low tech way to have a baby, that's not going to happen. IUI or even good ol' fashioned sex. My weight is down, but I'm still 39 and my eggs are still old. That won't change.

So that's it. It's either going forth with donor eggs/embryos, or consider adoption.