Please see the posts below with the two limericks I entered in the Limerick Chick 2010 contest. I hope you like them well enough to vote for them.
This was the first limerick I wrote, and just thought it was too depressing to enter.
Miss Tori was a lady of fat,
Who didn't even own a cat.
She lost the pounds
Her pants fell down,
And still without a baby she sat.
I really hope this isn't a foreshadowing of what's to come.
